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joselynhughes:

DIS PUPPY’S REALLY STRUGGLIN WITH THIS H2O

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winchester101:

221cbakerstreet:

postulation:

meggannn:

nue:

nue:

nue:

please click this it is very important

please also click this it is equally important

while you’re at it these are important too

are you telling me there’s an entire database full of swimming sea creatures that follow my mouse across my screen and i haven’t found it yet

important indeed. i especially like these

I’m so glad

the whale looks really mad 

I’d have to say this is my only real complaint with light armor. It looks like a full length skirt from behind, like something a proper noble would wear, and then BAM. SHORT SKIRT. The only full skirt I have is the Twilight Arbor one, and that dyes weird with everything, including itself. The funny part is, if you made 2 separate skirts, one like the long one and one like the short one, they’d both be amazing and I’d probably use them both.

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picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.