*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings
lee pace wasn’t kidding when he said he had to re-learn how to move his body to play thranduil
u got sumthin 2 say you little bitch
HE TOO TWO STEPS AND WENT 30 FEET HOW THE FUCK
Lee got there in a…
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.